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03 November 2006 @ 07:56 pm
 
ATTN: HOGWARTS.

But a few short weeks ago, Mr. Damocles Belby got his arse royally kicked and handed to him by a sixth year girl of amazing...ness.

Who, you ask, was that girl?

One Dorcas Meadows.
 
 
 
taintedtoxicity on November 3rd, 2006 11:10 am (UTC)
Did he cry?
Dorcas Meadows: Mockingly - oh heavens!whinyrockstar on November 3rd, 2006 11:10 am (UTC)
Before or after I made him bleed?
taintedtoxicity on November 3rd, 2006 11:12 am (UTC)
Excellent.
Lily Evansstarryeyed_twit on November 8th, 2006 11:16 am (UTC)
ooc
[[tricia you are most definitely at least slightly schizo. I lahv it. ♥]]
Bellatrix Nemesis Black: interestedabove_thestars on November 3rd, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
The entire rest of the school thanks you, I'm sure.
Dorcas Meadowswhinyrockstar on November 3rd, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
All forms of thank you can be paid in alcohol,sex records or shiny things.

It was nothing, really. He's quite possibly the most up himself ponce I've ever met. Even Evans had a little bit of... fire behind her. Still kicked her arse, though.
asightunseen on November 3rd, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
I extend my gratitude. Now he has reason to be so sour, a girl kicked his arse
Dorcas Meadows: HAHAHAHAHA ... HAHA. ... Ha.whinyrockstar on November 3rd, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
See the forms of thank you I mentioned to your sister, if you will. I could start running a service like this, you know.

"Snotty-nosed bastards got you down? Stealing your money? Hitting random girls? Call Dorcas and she'll kick their ARSE and hand it to them on a plate."

Rodolphus Lestrangefeel_thepain on November 3rd, 2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
I applaud you, Ms Meadows.
downtohoggy on November 3rd, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Bravo. Someone needed to do that at some point.